A blog about nothing in particular, with puns, drawings, and charts because I'm too lazy to write a lot.
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Friday, August 31, 2012

How to Write a Country Song

Most country songs use the same common themes - some songs talk about Jesus, some are about AmERicuh, and some are just about trucks, dirt roads, and beer. Country singers manage to overlap a couple of these themes from time to time, but they've avoided saying too much in one song. If it's all in one song, why would anyone want to listen to anything else?

Enter Brad Paisley, who just decided to blow up the whole industry. This truly has it all - religion, emotion, nostalgia, redneck stuff, stars & bars... nothing was spared. In fact, it includes so much content, there isn't anything left to say at all. There's really no reason to make more songs - people won't want to listen to 5 or 6 songs to get their full country fix when they can just turn on this little masterpiece and hear it all at once. It's like the all-in-one shampoo/conditioner/hand soap/body lotion... throw away all your other bottles - everything you need is in one convenient place.

So, I guess what I'm saying is - it's probably time to stop making country music. It was a good run, but everything comes to an end at some point. Luckily, country artists are all highly-educated and well-rounded people. They'll find other jobs in no time.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Election 2012: Buy American

Rule #1: Be relatable. Don't worry - this rule isn't that important. 

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Realistic Expectations (Setting the Bar Low)

Garage bands are notorious for their "we're going to take over the world" idealism, even though that level of success is ridiculously unlikely. They would probably benefit from some more realistic expectations. 
But, I can't act like bands are the only ones who set the bar too high. Idealism gets the best of me, too. Take this blog, for example...

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

America vs. the World: USA Says FU

Happy 4th of July. Does anyone else have other examples that I left out? Post your ideas in the Comments section below and I'll add the best one(s) to the picture.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Mondays: Lunch Meeting

...At least this would be a reasonable excuse to explain why it happens so often.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Sunday, May 13, 2012

The 2012 Aztec Prophecy

The Aztecs had a prediction too... and theirs is actually correct.